"I want to see a show of hands. I want you to raise your hands not to tell me the answer, or because you know the answer, but because you have a gut feeling that you *think* you have the answer."
History teacher:
"I love vegetables, but I hate it when the bugs make me eat their leftovers!"
English Teacher: (to me)
"On your wedding night, you're going to leave your wife and do some calculus instead."
"I come to you with open arms and open legs."
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